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GANDHARI

'Gandhara, Gandhara they say it was in In-dee-a.'

Oh yes it was, and ruled by Ghandari's father Subala.

Having been pregnant for what seemed like an eternity Gandhari became green with envy as Kunti, Queen of the Pandava's, was popping kids out like the proverbial cherry stone. She pounded her own stomach out of frustration and a lump of grey lifeless goo fell from her womb.

A distraught Gandhari prayed to Vyasa who divided the gloop into one hundred pieces and placed them in pots made by the Brahmans. He then covered them with butter, sealed them up and buried them for a whole year. These would be the mystic artificial wombs for the one hundred Kaurava boys and surely the biggest case of genetic modification ever.

When the first pot was uncovered out jumped Duryodhana who was made of thunder and almost as powerful as Bhima. He was to become a monumental pain in the butt.

Gandhari's husband - Dhritarashtra, was born blind so as a mark of honour she spent her entire life blindfolded. She only took it off once to cop a look at her naked son, but it's not what you think.

See Duryodhana.
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'GANDHARI' - Indian entry : 06 May 2007
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