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(Creature)HARE

He got a bit cocky with a crocy, now he's a hare with no hair.

Hare needed to cross a river, so he racked his brains and came up with a cunning plan. Claiming that there were more Hares in the world than crocodiles, a point the crocs' didn't agree with, he managed to convince them to line up, head to tail, from one river bank to the other.

Hare : 'Ok, now i'll run over the top of you, measuring as i go. When i get to the other side i'll line up all of the hares and you can measure us. But don't be tempted to eat me or we'll never know.'

He made it safely to the other side and should've kept running but couldn't resist stopping for a little gloat ...

Hare : 'Haha. You are such dumb-asses. I have no idea if there are more hares than crocodiles in the world, but one thing is for sure .. hares are far more intelligent. You've just been pranked.'

The crocodiles had the last laugh though when one of them snapped at his tail and the hare ran off leaving his skin behind. He bumped into Okuninushi's seventy nine brothers some time later who suggested he take a swim in salty sea water then go sunbath on the top of a hill to dry out. As you can imagine, this was agony and though the brothers thought it hilarious the hare didn't see the funny side.

Okuninushi wandered by and noticed the hare who told his story and drew pity out of the soft hearted brother. He suggested a rinse in clean water and a dusting of pollen, which worked a treat and the now soothed hare told him his luck was about to change. See Okuninushi.

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'HARE' - Japanese database entry : 05 Jan 2008
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