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(Creature)BROKKR

When Loki snook into Sif's bedroom and shaved off all of her hair, Thor was furious and threatened to smash his face in. Loki had to think fast ..

Checking the Yellow Pages he contacted the sons of Ivaldi and commisioned them to fashion a wig out of finely spun pure gold which would grow on Sifs bald head as if it was real living hair. At the same time they created Skidbladnir and Gungnir.

Loki being Loki just couldn't resist a bit of mischief making and bet his head that Brokkr and his brother Eitri couldn't fashion items to match their quality. As they stoked up the fire Loki took the form of an annoying gadfly and constantly stung Brokkr and generally made a nuisance of himself during the bellowing process. As Eitri worked his magic in the forge he showed monumental concentration for a little fellow and allowed the fire to drop only once, causing Mjollnir to have a handle that was a bit on the short side. But it was a workaround and Gillinburste and Draupnir were spot on.

Loki looked on nervously as the Gods scrutinized both sets of goods and Brokkr sharpened his knife... "Brokkr and bro' win!"

"Oh pants!" thought Loki. Ever the quick thinker he had no qualms about losing his head so long as his neck remained firmly un-damaged. "My neck" he said "was not part of the bet!"

Unable to challenge Loki's logic they took some wire and stitched his mouth shut instead, which gave everyones ears a rest!

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'BROKKR' - Norse database entry - 19 Nov 2007
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