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(Norse Creature)HYNDLA

The wise old Giantess who was woken by Freyja to find out Ottars Pedigree for inheritance purposes.

Freyja wouldn't normally give Hyndla the time of day, so she knew something was amiss as soon as the compliments began.

Hyndla : 'Cut the crap Freyja. I don't like you, you don't like me. What the Hell do you want?'

Freyja : 'Ottar has made a bet with Angantýr about who has the most noble lineage. I need his whole family tree else he will miss out on his inheritance. He made me a lovely firey alter doused with oxen blood with his bare hands so i kind of feel obliged. Don't hold anything back now, okay?!'

Hyndla : 'Ah. Now we get down to the nitty-gritty. I knew there was a reason for the plastic niceties! Ok, listen up!'

Hyndla then began to reel off every member of Ottars family that has ever lived. But Freyja wanted more. It seems the boar she was riding on at the time was actually shapechanger Ottar in disguise and boars don't have particularly good memories.

Freyja: 'Ok. Now hand over the drink of remembrance!'

Hyndla: 'Why should i? You're just a dirty old she goat!'

Freyja: 'How about, because i'll throw you into a burning ring of fire if you don't?'

This had her handing the memory brew over in double quick time. Hyndla thought she had the upperhand as she spiked it with venom but Freyja made it boar and otter safe with blessings.

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'HYNDLA' - Norse database entry - 19 Nov 2007
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