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PRYMR

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King uproar, ruler of the Rime. Not a rapper but feared boss man of Jutenheim, the realm of the Frost Giants.

He stole Thors mighty hammer and held it to ransom in exchange for Freyja's hand in marriage. This was a bad move on his part.

He had Mjollnir well hidden under his hall of Prymheim, so Thor's suggestion of 'lets go smash his head in' wasn't the best solution at this point.

With the help of Heimdall, who's knowledge of girly costumes and make-up is a little worrying, Thor dressed up as Freyja and made his way to Prymheimr for the wedding celebrations. Of course Thor looked ridiculous and he wasn't the most vernacular either, but due to Heimdalls amazing sight he had the hindsight to send Loki along as his bridesmaid and mouthpiece.

This proved a stroke of genius. Loki was a compulsive liar and had no problems explaining away Thors fire red eyes with lightning shooting out of them as the result of eight sleepless nights while he counted down the days to the wedding, or the brides ability to eat a whole ox and drink three flaggons of mead in no time marked the end of an eight day excitement induced fast.

With Prymer's mind put at ease by the silk tongued trickster, Mjolnir was brought from its hiding place to concecrate the wedding and placed in the lap of the bride. It wasn't long before the giant and his entire court were crumbed.

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'PRYMR' - Norse database entry : 17 March 2008
Last updated on 2 June 2008
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