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RIG

Heimdall in Random Stranger Impregnating Mode.

Rig wasn't sowing his wild oats just for the sake of it though, oh no. He had thralls, peasants and noblemen to create, but in true godly fashion he had to be sneaky about it.

Travelling Midgard in disguise, Heimdall sought lodgings for the night with three couples, handpicked for the purpose.

Completely ignoring the the fact they were all equally hospitable, Rig created the first class system based on the grandeur of the couples houses and standing. The rumours of him also taking the wife's wow factor into account are completely unfounded!

His first stop was AI and AMMA's farmhouse. They offered him shelter, rough and rustic food, and invited him to sleep between them, which seems pretty generous on AI's part. Nine months later, which is not just coincidence, Thrall was born to become ancestor of all thralls, serfs and slaves.

Next he created Karl. Same hositality, better food and accomodation, same deal with the bed share. I can't believe the generosity of husbands back in the day! Nine months later AFI's wife EDDA gave birth to the ancestor of all peasants.

With the lower classes taken care of, old Rig paid a visit to the toffs MODIR and her husband FADIR, who showed the same generosity with his wife as AI and AFI. Their standing as filthy rich mansion owners was reflected in the shelter and food on offer and the resulting offspring was Jarl who became the ancestor of all noblemen and warriors.

To rub the others up even further Rig claimed Jarl as his own son, named him Rig (just to confuse matters!) and made him his heir. He was taught all of the things that Thrall and Karl could only dream of like hunting, fighting with a proper sword, and how to read runes. You see, even back in the day there was a gulf between the classes. Rig has a lot to answer for!

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'RIG' - Norse database entry - 19 Nov 2007
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